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By Valeri
Jeff, Matt, Adam (Edge), Jason (Christian) were all at Jeff and Matt's chilling and watching Scream. Until they got a phone call from an unkown person:
:ring ring:
Matt: "Pick it up Jeff."
Jeff: "Adam go pick up the phone."
Adam: "Get the phone Jason."
Jason: "Uh. OK."
:20 minutes later Matt, Jeff, and Adam notice Jason hasn't come back yet:
Adam: "I bet his mommy called him"
Matt imitates Jason's Mother: You shouldn't be watching rated R movies honey. They might have things I haven't told you about like the birds and the bees.
Jeff: "Pass me the skittles."
Matt: "You wanna taste the rainbow?"
Jeff: "No thanks man! Were brothers!"
Matt and Adam: "Your Stupid!"
:Still no Jason. Once again the phone rings:
Jeff: "It's my cell phone... Hello?"
Voice: "Hello Jeff"
Jeff: "Who's this?"
Voice: "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Jeff: I would.. On NO.. Is this Vince? I DID NOT do anything to Lita I swear!"
Voice: " Huh? Whatever.. Wondering where Jason is?
:Matt grabs the phone:
Matt: "Dude! Where is Jason?"
Voice: "With me...and since your so pushy I guess I'll kill you next."
Matt: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Jeff hide me!!!!"
:Adam grabs the phone and starts reasoning with the person:
Adam: "Don't kill him.. He uhh..."
Voice: "I guess I'll kill you then"
Adam: "Forget it! Kill Matt!"
Matt to himself: I'm gonna kick Adam's butt anfter this!
Jeff: "Lets all go look for Jason.."
Matt and Adam: "OK"
:The three of them stayed in a group looking for Jason. Matt suggest they look in the garage. It's extremely dark and hard to see anything:
Adam: "Good idea.. for once."
Jeff: "AHH!! What's that!!!"
Matt: "How come theirs red stuff on the floor?"
Jeff: "It's paint..."
:Jeff touches the floor:
Jeff: "Wait.. that's not paint.."
:They all followed the trail soon to find Jason in a pool of blood. THey all screamed in horror:
Matt: "NNOOO!!!"
Jeff: "How'd this happen?"
Adam: "What's that?"
Voice: "One down and three to go."
:They see a shadowy figure in front of them with a knife:
Matt: "Whoa.. Reminds me of Sream the movie"
Voice: "Lets see.. Who will be next?"
Jeff: "Not me! I have way to many adoring fans!"
Adam: " Not me! I'm married!"
Matt: "Not Me! I need to show off my bod!"
Voice: "Bad reason Matt!!"
:The killer runs after Matt with the bloody knife. Matt attempts to do the twist of fate on the killer, but Matt forgot that the killer had a knife. Matt is now on the floor bleeding:
Voice: "Adam.. Your turn!"
:Adam spears the killer. While Jeff sobs at the sight of his brother. The killer gets up and low-blows Adam. He won't have any little Adams running around, I Guess. Then the killer grabs Adam and throws him down the flight of stairs:
Voice: "Jeff.. Your next!"
Jeff: "First, tell me who you are!"
Voice: Uh.. OK..
:The killer unmasked himself:
Jeff: "You? why?!"
Voice: "Cuz I had to..You guys stole the light from me."
Jeff: "But weren't you dead Jason? You were lying in a pool of your own blood!
Jason: "It was a dummy, dummy!"
Jeff: "Jason wait! Don't kill me! We can beome a tag team champions! Now with Matt and Adam gone.."
Jason: "Sorry, but ya gotta go!"
Jeff: "Awwww...Please"
Jason: "Nope.. Sorry"
:Just as Jason is about to stab Jeff, Matt gets up and screams:
Matt, Adam, and Jason: "HAHAHA!!!"
Jeff: "Huh?"
Matt, Adam, and Jason: "We fooled you!!!"
Jeff: "Oh!, You guys s*ck!"
Matt to himself: "Jeff said he'd be champions with Jason!!!"
Jason to himself: "I am the man!"
Adam to himself: "I am such a good actor!"
Jeff to himself: "I don't get the joke...
The End
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